On a fine morning, Buckhole woke up to hear long banging sounds outside. Buckhole got scared and went outside to see what was going on.

“What are you doing here?” asked the strange man in disguise
“I heard a noise and I woke up to see what was going on.” Buckhole quickly answered.

The disguised man started to reach into his pockets when the sirens of a police car went on. The man ran and hid behind a bush while the confused Buckhole just stood there. The police stormed out of the car demanding Buckhole to put his hands up? The five year old Buckhole looked puzzled and asked,” Which hand? My kindergarten teacher said our feet count as hands as well.” Hearing this type of
response, the puzzled policemen decided to leave.

As soon as the sound of the police car has disappeared into the wind, the disguised man came out of the bush.
The man said,” You saved my life there you little kid.”
Looking confused, Buckhole answered,” Well whatever I did to save you, I thought that was pretty fun talking to the policemen for the first time in forever!”

To pay back what Buckhole has done for him, the disguised man took Buckhole to the shop next door to eat.
However, Buckhole’s parents came back home while they were eating and thought it was pretty weird that Buckhole wasn’t home. They called the police and asked them if they could send a squad to look for Buckhole. Two hours later, the police came back with the man and Buckhole.
“What have you done with my child?” screamed Buckhole’s parents,” We thought we would lose him when we got back home!”
“I just took him to eat at the store next door because he saved my life.” the man answered
“Then this must be the man who blew up that car in the parking lot this morning.” the police said
So, the police pinned the man on the floor and handcuffed him. Ripping off the mask of the man, the parents were shocked. The man was the father of Joey, Buckhole’s friend at school.
“Why would you do such a thing to Buckhole?” asked the parents, “He is only five years old and you’re using him to protect you?”
“Well, I just didn’t want this to happen to me.” said the father of Joey.
“See you never!” yelled Buckhole’s parents as the father of Joey was pushed into the police car. Why would you go with him? he is so untrustworthy screamed Buckhole’s parents