Danny moped into class the first day of school, knowing he would have to retake his boring language arts class that he failed last year. He sat in the back of the room and contemplated on the unknowing student population. He wondered how long it would take before their lack of of knowledge would piss him off. The professor began his first lecture by talking about verb agreement.  Just barely five minutes into the class and someone asked a dumb question. The stereotypical idiot of the school, Simon, and to open his mouth during the easiest of days of the school year. Simon did, however, ask a horrible question about how to conjugate verbs. Danny, being the bored genius he was, was furious with the stupidity of the question.
He thought to himself, “How stupid can a person be? I know he has being speaking english since the day he was born, and he should be used to how to conjugate verbs naturally!”
The class went on and was interrupted and an irregular frequency, the rate could be modeled by the graph of y = sin((cos(2t)+t)/4)-cos((cos(2t)+t)/20), where t would be the time after class started and the interruptions would occur approximately during the times where the function equaled zero give or take a 10% error.
At about 45 minutes into the class Simon asked a question which irritated Danny, “How can there be two verbs in a sentence?”
This irritated Danny so much that he flung his head back into his chair with such force that he felt his head might’ve flown off. By flinging his head back the chair made a loud squeaking noise.
The professor heard that noise, immediately looked at Danny, and said, “Don’t squeak that chair. It sounds like a bird being strangled to death.”
After hearing this, Danny got an idea. The idea was that if he squeaked his chair enough he would be removed from the class. So, he began to squeak his chair slowly at first but then increased his speed.
After a couple of seconds, the professor said “Mr. Danny could you please stop squeaking that annoying chair.”
After hearing the complaint, Danny began to rapidly swing his chair back ‘n’ forth as if he was strangling many dead birds at once.
This loud noise irritated the professor so much that he shouted, “Danny get out of my class now!”
Danny was please with this result. He casually packed his things and walked out of the classroom as if he just won life.